Sunday 31 December 2017

For A Few Dollars More / Bir Kac Dollar Icin / Per Qualche Dollaro In Pi...

Friday 29 December 2017

A Magician and a Parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, its not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, and as fate would have it ... with the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day and then two days. And then three days. 

Finally on the 4th day the parrot could not hold back any longer and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"

The Seven Dwarfs go to Vatican

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. 
Grumpy leads the pack. 

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?' 

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?' 
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .' 

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. 

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them. 

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?' 
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe . 

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. 

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare. 

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?' 
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.' 

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...... 

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!

Saturday 23 December 2017

Kudus is the name of Jerusalem

I’m going to kindly disagree.  This is a very big deal for the Muslim’s and particularly the old territories of the Ottoman Empire.  I have been watching many talk shows about this and reading about it.  

The dilemma in the western world is that we get the news from the western perspective and donot know what happened in this area prior to 1949. 

Jerusalem and Israel prior to 1949 was a territory that was taken by the British and given to people who did not live there.  This is s fact.    The Palestinians that we’re there we’re given 1-10 or 1-100 of the value of their lands and told to move.  They have been trying to stand up, but obviously cannot...

Now prior to WW1, this territory was owned by the Ottoman Empire and with the gang bang that was done by the imperial powers, the Ottoman Empire was broken up into many pieces and these territories were taken.  Now we have to remember the empire never threatened anyone in these years, the British with the help of the money lenders, took it not once but twice from the Muslim world. Once from the empire and made a territory that was occupied by the UK.  And a second time, taken from the Palestinians that were there and given to the Israelites.  

Jerusalem, is a territory that has a very important value to the Abraham religions, we know that.  Islam is part of the Abraham religion and the reason El-kudus, this is the name of this area, it is believed that prophet Muhamed invited the other prophets to pray with him in the mosque with the golden dome.   I should not write long, but it is a very important city.   

The concern Turkey and the rest of the Muslim world has is this.   Why is this important city being made the capital of Israel???????, the people of Judas are but one of the three people that come from Abraham/Ibrahim. 

The city was taken from one people and given to another, and now made the capital.  It’s like rubbing salt in the others wound.  

Jerusalem should be recognized as a capital of not only Israel but the country of Palestine, oooo by the way USA and Israel (plus a few puppet countries) are the only countries that will not recognize Palestine as a country.  

I am very proud of Turkey for being the only Muslim country to stand up to Trump and say “no, this is wrong”.  

I am absolutely double proud of my adopted country of Canada to not vote.   

Did you guys read the tone of Trump 
“Vote or else” now this is democracy ehhh? I say no, fuck em. 

Sorry, this is a long email, but I have to state one more thing.  The land titles of 70% of El-kudus and the surrounding area are still owned by the members of the Ottoman dynasty that are now getting ready to put a claim against Turkey, United Nations and UK and others as these territories were owned by them and taken forcefully.  The reason it has taken the Ottoman/Osmanli dynasty this long to get organized is because the children of the Sultans are just now getting strong again and re-learning about their tragic past.  It has been 100 years since the dynasty was evicted from Istanbul in the year 1923 by the Imperial powers and all of their lands were forcefully taken.  Now some of these lands were not owned by the Ottoman Empire, these lands were owned personally by the members of the dynasty.   

Now here is an example:
Now queen elizabeth owns personal property in Somalia, Greece, Croatia etc and has millions of dollars put aside, what if USA takes it and says bye bye, what would happen? 

If we look at it from the reserve, we realize that there is a wrong made here, and this wrong is coming to call now.   

Saturday 16 December 2017

III Murad Padisah

1574'ten 1595'e kadar 21 sene Osmanli Devleti’nin başında bulunmuştur.  Saltanatı süresince başveziri olan Sokollu Mehmet Paşa'nın etkisinde kalmıştır. Saltanatı döneminde eşi Safiye Sultan, özellikle Sokollu Mehmet Paşa'nın 1579 yılındaki ölümünden sonra devlet yönetiminde oldukça önemli bir rol üstlenmiştir.

Saltanatı süresince Osmanlı topraklarının genişliği 19.902.000 km²'ye yükselmiştir.[7] Osmanlı Devleti en geniş toprağa bu zamanda erişmiştir. III. Murad 16 Ocak 1595'te 49 yaşında iken vefat etmiş, kabri Ayasofya Camii avlusundaki türbesindedir. Ayrıca Beşiktaş'taki Yahya Efendi Türbesini ve Topkapı Sarayı'ndaki Hasoda'yı yaptırmış, Fethiye Camii'ni de kiliseden camiye çevirmiştir.