Sunday 31 December 2017
Saturday 30 December 2017
Friday 29 December 2017
A Magician and a Parrot
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, its not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, and as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day and then two days. And then three days.
Finally on the 4th day the parrot could not hold back any longer and said, "OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"
The Seven Dwarfs go to Vatican
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .
'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'
The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
'Grumpy shagged a penguin!
Monday 25 December 2017
Saturday 23 December 2017
Kudus is the name of Jerusalem
Thursday 21 December 2017
Tuesday 19 December 2017
Sunday 17 December 2017
Saturday 16 December 2017
III Murad Padisah
1574'ten 1595'e kadar 21 sene Osmanli Devleti’nin başında bulunmuştur. Saltanatı süresince başveziri olan Sokollu Mehmet Paşa'nın etkisinde kalmıştır. Saltanatı döneminde eşi Safiye Sultan, özellikle Sokollu Mehmet Paşa'nın 1579 yılındaki ölümünden sonra devlet yönetiminde oldukça önemli bir rol üstlenmiştir.
Saltanatı süresince Osmanlı topraklarının genişliği 19.902.000 km²'ye yükselmiştir.[7] Osmanlı Devleti en geniş toprağa bu zamanda erişmiştir. III. Murad 16 Ocak 1595'te 49 yaşında iken vefat etmiş, kabri Ayasofya Camii avlusundaki türbesindedir. Ayrıca Beşiktaş'taki Yahya Efendi Türbesini ve Topkapı Sarayı'ndaki Hasoda'yı yaptırmış, Fethiye Camii'ni de kiliseden camiye çevirmiştir.
Sunday 10 December 2017
Wednesday 29 November 2017
Tuesday 21 November 2017
Thursday 9 November 2017
Sunday 5 November 2017
Sunday 29 October 2017
Saturday 28 October 2017
Wednesday 25 October 2017
Saturday 21 October 2017
Thursday 19 October 2017
Monday 16 October 2017
Jim Carrey and his Inspirational Message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcpQxfksLVU
Wednesday 11 October 2017
Monday 9 October 2017
Sunday 8 October 2017
Wednesday 4 October 2017
Monday 2 October 2017
Saturday 30 September 2017
Thursday 28 September 2017
Tuesday 26 September 2017
Sunday 24 September 2017
Saturday 23 September 2017
Thursday 21 September 2017
Tuesday 19 September 2017
Monday 18 September 2017
Saturday 16 September 2017
Wednesday 13 September 2017
I Want to Help Everyone
Saturday 9 September 2017
Deepest Fear
Friday 8 September 2017
Things are Bad
Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it, right.
Time Does Past Fast
What do you think? am I on to something here, please let me know,
thank you.
Sunday 20 August 2017
You Cannot Stop What is Coming
I love this quote, 'You Cannot Stop What is Coming' and therefore I am taking ownership of it.
:D
I heard a similar a similar version of this quote in a movie, however I cannot remember which movie, if someone does know what movie it was, please let me know.
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